Thursday, April 15, 2010
Goober: convenient efficiency, or menace to society?
Some of you may know of the strange and terrifying substance known as "Goober." For those of you that do not, it is a combination of both peanut butter AND jelly together in one single jar. Now, many might argue that this single jar of both sammich-making substances is both convenient AND efficient, but I, however, argue that it is a menace to society and bane of Justice itself. I can scarcely imagine a world where children must only reach for one jar of delicious but evil goo in order to construct a mid-day snack. What kind of lesson would we be teaching the younger generation? Furthermore, it's very very sticky, and I just can't handle sticky. Therefore, I propose that this atrocity known as Goober be abolished from the face of the planet, for the good of the children, and the future of mankind.
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If Goober is sticky, what do you call regular peanut butter? Also, i would just like to throw in that the idea that it is cost efficient is not true, as it costs about twice what you would normally pay for a jar of PB and one of jelly. Myth-BUSTED.
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