The Eternal Quest for the Perfect Peanut

Have you ever noticed how all peanuts in the world are somehow flawed? Now, I'm talking shell and all here...none of that pre-shelled, bought-in-a-can Planters peanuts crap. I'm talking real in-a-big-honkin-barrel-at-Texas-Roadhouse peanuts. They are always imperfect. Some of them are lumpy, some of them are asymmetrical, some of them are too stringy, some of them have three chambers, whilst others have only one, some of them appear perfect on the outside, but when you crack them open, they taste like death and despair. However, I believe that somewhere...out there in the wide and terrifying world, there IS a perfect peanut, and I plan to devote the rest of my life to finding it. As my blog-followers, I ask for your assistance in this daunting quest. Go forth, and find the perfect peanut! but always remember Rule 11 of the Internet: Pics or it didn't happen.