Really Cool Stuff Number One

So this is the first installment of a series I hope to continue in the near future, assuming I don't give up blogging like I've given up all those other hobbies over the years. Anyway, this is really cool:

So other than missing the big fin on top of its head, the Axolotl, a salamander native to Mexico, is totally a freaking pokémon. Lolwut?

The Eternal Quest for the Perfect Peanut

Have you ever noticed how all peanuts in the world are somehow flawed? Now, I'm talking shell and all here...none of that pre-shelled, bought-in-a-can Planters peanuts crap. I'm talking real in-a-big-honkin-barrel-at-Texas-Roadhouse peanuts. They are always imperfect. Some of them are lumpy, some of them are asymmetrical, some of them are too stringy, some of them have three chambers, whilst others have only one, some of them appear perfect on the outside, but when you crack them open, they taste like death and despair. However, I believe that somewhere...out there in the wide and terrifying world, there IS a perfect peanut, and I plan to devote the rest of my life to finding it. As my blog-followers, I ask for your assistance in this daunting quest. Go forth, and find the perfect peanut! but always remember Rule 11 of the Internet: Pics or it didn't happen.

Goober: convenient efficiency, or menace to society?

Some of you may know of the strange and terrifying substance known as "Goober." For those of you that do not, it is a combination of both peanut butter AND jelly together in one single jar. Now, many might argue that this single jar of both sammich-making substances is both convenient AND efficient, but I, however, argue that it is a menace to society and bane of Justice itself. I can scarcely imagine a world where children must only reach for one jar of delicious but evil goo in order to construct a mid-day snack. What kind of lesson would we be teaching the younger generation? Furthermore, it's very very sticky, and I just can't handle sticky. Therefore, I propose that this atrocity known as Goober be abolished from the face of the planet, for the good of the children, and the future of mankind.

I shall now commence with regurgitating my random thoughts into this small text box and releasing it to The Interwebs. If I had a pet bobcat, I would name him Jeffrey. That is all for now. Have a good day, and remember that I am watching you through your monitor o.O