Listen Up, cuz I'm only gonna say this once

To anyone who has ever used the phrase: "I could care less!" you are in fact saying the exact opposite of what you mean. Saying that you could care less implies that you do in fact care at least a little bit, which of course would make you able to care less than you already do. What you actually mean is the phrase: "I could not care less!" This slightly altered expression implies that you care so very little about something that it is absolutely impossible for you to care any less than you already do. Here's a picture of a tiger fighting a dragon.

Really Cool Stuff Number the Four.

For those of you who are not acquainted with ceiling cat, this is he:
This adorable little critter is known for cutting holes through ceilings made of drywall and peeping on other people's intimate moments. Once thought of as a mere myth, Ceiling Cat now has a wide following across the Interwebz. Now, however, you too can have a Celing Cat, with this lovely papercraft guide. =D!!!

This, also, is really cool stuff.

Really Cool Stuff Number 3

This is a dolphin boat:


As you can see, it's pretty much the coolest thing since sliced bread. it's kinda like a dolphin shaped submarine. Sadly, it's too buoyant to go more than a couple feet underwater, but still...it's a dolphin! and it can do all sorts of fun jumps and whatnot. Most importantly however, it can do a barrel roll!!!!

Really Cool Stuff Number 2

This is the next great installment of the briefly-stalled series. Anyway, I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine
This is a Great Isopod. You know those pill bugs, oftentimes referred to as rolly pollies, that you might find in your backyard or garden? This is essentially the same thing. The only real difference is that it lives underwater in Antarctica. Oh, and it's big enough to kill your precious housecat:














































Really Cool Stuff, amiright?

Really Cool Stuff Number One

So this is the first installment of a series I hope to continue in the near future, assuming I don't give up blogging like I've given up all those other hobbies over the years. Anyway, this is really cool:

So other than missing the big fin on top of its head, the Axolotl, a salamander native to Mexico, is totally a freaking pokémon. Lolwut?

The Eternal Quest for the Perfect Peanut

Have you ever noticed how all peanuts in the world are somehow flawed? Now, I'm talking shell and all here...none of that pre-shelled, bought-in-a-can Planters peanuts crap. I'm talking real in-a-big-honkin-barrel-at-Texas-Roadhouse peanuts. They are always imperfect. Some of them are lumpy, some of them are asymmetrical, some of them are too stringy, some of them have three chambers, whilst others have only one, some of them appear perfect on the outside, but when you crack them open, they taste like death and despair. However, I believe that somewhere...out there in the wide and terrifying world, there IS a perfect peanut, and I plan to devote the rest of my life to finding it. As my blog-followers, I ask for your assistance in this daunting quest. Go forth, and find the perfect peanut! but always remember Rule 11 of the Internet: Pics or it didn't happen.

Goober: convenient efficiency, or menace to society?

Some of you may know of the strange and terrifying substance known as "Goober." For those of you that do not, it is a combination of both peanut butter AND jelly together in one single jar. Now, many might argue that this single jar of both sammich-making substances is both convenient AND efficient, but I, however, argue that it is a menace to society and bane of Justice itself. I can scarcely imagine a world where children must only reach for one jar of delicious but evil goo in order to construct a mid-day snack. What kind of lesson would we be teaching the younger generation? Furthermore, it's very very sticky, and I just can't handle sticky. Therefore, I propose that this atrocity known as Goober be abolished from the face of the planet, for the good of the children, and the future of mankind.